Off Color Commentary
This (off color commentator)
is the position I was meant for in the broadcast booth. Pretty much every obscene, scatalogical, and irreverently humorous thing that you have said to the TV screen during the football game has been said by me to that same screen. Once in a while I get some laughs from the captive audience at hand, too! So, I think that qualifies me for the position. You can all thank the powers that be that it’s not a paying
position - otherwise, your kids would be parroting the off color commentators’ catch phrases on Monday at school.
Anyways,... I just wanted to talk about the season ending episode of Real Time with Bill Maher. First, to any residents of Riverside, California who actually voted for Darrell Issa: are you guys clinically insane? After hearing his segment once again last night, I am forced to say that this guy is a certified head case. He made zero sense logically, and reinforced my earlier comments on the subject - he made an idiot of himself, the recall process in general, and the Muscleheaded Black Plowman in particular.
If this is the best and brightest the Repugnicant Party has to offer, I am almost in shock that they have managed to get their hands on so much of the legislative machinery in the United States.
To the rest of the world I say: the lunatics are in control of the asylum over here. At least until 2004. You can help by boycotting all U.S. products until then. And continuing to hold Whistle Ass
’s feet to the fire about Iraq and Afghanistan. And (a personal daydream here at the Funny Farm) it would be nice to see and hear about the General Assembly standing up en masse and turning their backs on the Chimperor
the next time he speechifies in front of them.
On final bit of opinion (based on a startling fact) for you today: the CEO of Diebold, a Bush poineer
, held a fundraiser for the Repugnicant Party
in Columbus, Ohio, where he committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year
. In a case of karmic justice, Columbus was subject to severe thunderstorms for the night.
How many pulpits denounced this hijacking of democracy on Sunday? As opposed to how they railed against our last legally elected president for getting a blowjob outside of the sanctity (cough)
of the holy (cough)
bonds of matrimony? Inquiring minds want to know...