The Chimperor's Media Whores Say He's Coming Out Positive On Re-Selection Campaign
Even though one of his first ads is filled with blatantly negative, um, lies:
He inherited a recession in 2001 - um, didn't the recession start in March 2001?* Which was, um, three months after he was appointed, right?
This must be an example of that 'new era of responsibility' that Shrubco and the God Squad were talking about before they stole the presidency in 2000. Funny thing about that, though - I seem to recall Commander Codpiece saying he was going to try and be more responsible for the actions of the government done in his name (praise Koresh!).
Plus, a lot of that market downturn was a reaction to pResident Borrow and Spend’s being electorated. And him and his buddies dumping their market positions in November 2000. And him and his buddies at Enron and the rest of the corpo-weasel executroids who were taking the money and running.
We suffered through a national tragedy in 2001 - which may have occurred because The Great Pretender was playing ranch hand instead of running the country (we can’t be sure – he won’t testify and tell us what
Not to mention the footage of 9-11 in the shot here. Apparently even the firefighters (who realize Tipsy’s been giving them the shaft at long last) seem to be a tad upset at seeing that used in the opening salvo of the political ads campaign. Possibly because their funding has been cut Cut CUT during the 1600 Crew run. Um, I thought it was supposed to be taboo to dance on the grave of the World Trade Center. Especially when you scold others for even considering it. And you promise that you won’t stoop to that level yourself. That would be… lying!
Let’s not forget, this is the same bunch who laughed at the so-called experts from the previous excuse for an administration when they warned them about some crazy heathen, (can you Believe This!!!) in the mountains of Afghanistan, (or some pill factory in the Sudan, or whereever they need to be so that the plan the evil Klintoons had today to distract us all from the Mighty ClenisTM and its’ clever plan to destroy civilization as we know it can take place), on a dialysis machine, who vowed vengeance on the American infidels. And they tried interrupting awol’s vacation for it! The nerve…
Is it me, or do the pronouncements of the junta since they usurped the WhiteWash House sound a little more Big Brotherish after this display of manipulative arrogance? But wait! There’s more…
We know what to do in 2004 - and beyond, presumably by the tone. Never mind that the junta caused it to happen. Why, we’re almost back to where we were when Drinky McDumbass was appointed in 2000!
I wonder what the media whores would do if John Kerry happened to use footage from 9-11 to point out the incompetence of the 1600 Crew? You know, if he kept it positive? Something like “I would never allow something like this on my watch”. How long would it be until the cabal cried foul?
* - we mistakenly put the start date as 2000 instead of 2001. We also took the opportunity to clean up some of the more tortuous run-on sentences. We apologize for the inconvenience...
Today marks day 900 since the Texas Souffle said he’d catch Osama you Mama. Since then, it’s only cost the United States (so far):
550 soldiers (in the illegitimate and unnecessary Iraq Oil War II), 3000 civilians in the WTC, another 3000 (at least) American soldiers wounded, over 100,000 Iraqi citizens and soldiers, the economy, the surplus, 3 million jobs, the reputation of the United States in the international community, and a lot of the rights Americans have fought so hard to get.