A T-Shirt I’d Like To Print

DITTOHEAD = TERRORIST Dittohead = Rush Limbaugh supporter Rush Limbaugh = Pill Popping Dope Fiend Dope Fiend supporter = Terrorist Do the math!

The Funny Farm Fry(with a Why?)day Top Five Posts of the Week

Thursday October 23, 2003 _Gregorian
Fryday 28 Wintring, 2003 _Hobbit

[. . . Bill runs down the sidewalk of a main street in the commercial part of town, through a light as it turns yellow, past an outdoor café (where he orders a sandwich and coffee to go from a waiter, then bolts down the street), and around a corner and down a dead-end alley. Cut to camera shot framing desk in the corner of the end of the alley, as Bill moves into shot and sits down at the desk. He picks up a piece of paper on the desk, and announces to the camera (talking very fast)...] This is the Ghost of Bill Sprint with the Funny Farm Fry(with a Why?)day Top Five Posts of the Week: Number Five - Baghdad Burning's Civilization; Number Four - Back to Iraq 2.0's Is Syria Next?; Number Three - Marc Perkel Rantz's Response to a Rush Limbaugh Apologist; Number Two - The Vidiot's weekly rant; And the Number One Post this Week - Making Light's The Red and the Black. This has been the Ghost of Bill Sprint with the Funny Farm Fry(with a Why?)day Top Five Posts of the Week. [... Bill gets up from desk, then runs off screen. Cut to camera shot of him running back to the café. He hands the waiter a bill as he takes a paper bag from him with his other hand, relay style. Another waiter is waiting with his coffee at the other end of the outdoor café, and he grabs it with his free hand as he runs by, then takes off down the street.]